Jello Fought the Blitzkreig Bop

•March 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In 1994, a 17 year old goatlady went on a three week trip to the US with the Churchlands Senior High School Senior Choir, of which she was a reluctant member. To drown out the sounds of teachers and fellow students on those long plane and bus trips, she had her trusty walkman (you remember the ones… they played tapes). However, an oversight during packing meant that she only had one tape (the one that happened to be in the walkman at the time): The Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

That’s a great album but listening to it 24/7 is gonna get tiresome for anyone, so I ended up buying two more tapes in my budget-conscious travels: Black Sabbath’s classic classic classic Paranoid and the “best of” compilation from The Dead Kennedys, Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death. The latter which turned out to be a great soundtrack to the good ole US of A.

What I‘m getting to, in a round about way, was that this was my introduction to the genius that is Jello Biafra. We saw him a couple of years ago on a spoken word tour and man, can the guy talk – he was funny as hell, intense as all fuck and deadly, deadly serious about the topic he was lecturing us on (US politics, George W Bush, and the so-called “War of Terror”, amongst other things).

I’ve never had the fortune to see him perform music live, unfortunately. But he still gets up now and then, such as this song with Fucked Up in San Francisco in early February:

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YouTube – Fucked Up with Jello Biafra

He can obviously still bellow with the best of ‘em. But what struck me about this clip was something that I never noticed before: the riff from The Ramones’ Blitzkreig Bop sounds just like the punk version of I Fought The Law and I Won, that I remember from Give Me Convenience. Which is itself a cover/bastardisation of Sonny Curtis’ song from the 50’s. Watching that video, I kept expecting Jello to burst out with “Sitting here in the hot sun…

So is it just me? Let’s turn to the ‘Tubes to find out.

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YouTube – DEAD KENNEDYS-i fought the law

Heh, maybe hey? Not that it matters at all… I just thought it was funny.

Extreme Headbanging as a sport?

•March 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Ages ago, I wrote about discovering a nerdy writeup on the different types of headbanging on Wikipedia. And then late last year there was a university study that “discovered” that headbanging causes mild temporary brain damage and is not all that good for you (duh).

That’s all kind of amusing, but what the fuck is this?

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YouTube – Broadcast Yourself.

Apparently it’s Dutch TV, which appears to rival Japanese TV for encouraging people to injure themselves.

Was this particular segment brought to you by Panadol or whatever the Dutch equivalent is? That dude would have needed some serious painkillers after that.

Thanks MetalSucks (I think).

Ronnie James Dio is awesome

•March 21, 2009 • 1 Comment

No really. He saw a UFO.

This is an old video (2001) but wow.

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YouTube – TOP SECRET 2009 – Ronnie James Dio talks about UFO sighting

via Blabbermouth.

Ozzy-era Sabbath vs Dio-era Sabbath

•February 10, 2009 • 3 Comments

Via MetalSucks, my favourite source of daily lols…

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Yes that’s right kids, someone has made a mash up of Ozzy and Dio singing War Pigs, live, as a duet.

It’s awesome and of course, utterly fake (sorry to shatter the illusions of the YouTube commenters).

Most Black Sabbath fans tend to fall on one side or the other – that is, they’re fans of Ozzy-era Black Sab or they’re fans of Dio-era Black Sab (or they’re idiots who don’t realise there’s a difference, like all the tools yelling out “play Paranoid!” at the Heaven and Hell gig in Perth last year).

Myself, I like both… but only because they are different enough to be separate bands. I mean, who doesn’t love that bumbling Brummie Ozzy? He’s the Prince of Fucking Darkness! And the Ozzy-era Sabbath is all the *really* famous stuff. But Dio… he invented the horns, man. He is four foot nothing of pure metal.

Black Sabbath

Image by En Ami via Flickr

Ronnie James Dio-Black Sabbath

Image by AndreaKnapp via Flickr

Heaven and Hell, the Dio-era version of Black Sabbath that is currently touring, are playing Wacken 2009, which I’m stoked about because when I saw them in Perth I had craptastic seats.

So, I’ve learnt from my Judas Priest vs Iron Maiden post that people like leaving comments when I tell them to pick a side. So go for it: who is more Sabbath to you? Ozzy or Ronnie?

Literary adventures

•January 20, 2009 • 1 Comment

Lukianenko,_Sergey I posted previously about my new obsession with Sergei Lukyanenko’s Watch series (that’s Sergei himself on the left, looking very Russian): well, I got and finished the last book. Contrary to expectations this volume was called Last Watch in the English edition published in Australia, not “Final Watch” or “End Watch” as Wikipedia led me to believe. I stretched the reading of it out over three days because I didn’t want to get to the end.

Now, I’m slightly encouraged because on the cover it’s referred to as “The sequel to the Watch trilogy” – and it’s definitely not an end to the story, which I thought it would be – so I think there’s a possibility that Lukyanenko could write more sequels. I think there’s plenty of scope in the Watch universe, plenty of characters that could be further developed, and plenty of plot threads that could take on lives of their own. I certainly hope so.

I seem to have encouraged a few others to check the books out, and I’m really pleased that people are enjoying them.

I’m also trying to read Neal Stephenson’s Baroque Cycle at the moment – I’m only at the beginning, about a third of the way through Quicksilver – and I’m having a really hard time getting into it, despite the fact that I have adored every other book Stephenson has ever written up until this one. I realise I’m a couple of years behind everyone else – as I’ve written about before, I’ve had a hard time reading fiction on paper for quite a while.

Difficult as it is though, I’m really trying to stick with it. I feel sometimes like the internets are taking my attention span away, one 140 word update at a time. Whereas Neal Stephenson’s novels seem to be getting longer and more epic with every new release, demanding more and more of that elusive and rapidly disappearing attention. So I figure that by persevering, I’m doing my brain a service.

Makes sense, right?

Get to the choppa!

•January 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Austrian Death Machine

JB HiFi had a sale. Quite a sale indeed (20% of all CDs and DVDs).

Being a sucker for a good sale and still harbouring a love for shiny thin plastic discs and the magic they unleash (is there anything more special than the smell of a new CD booklet?) I may have ended up with a few new items in my collection.

One of them is an album I’d heard a lot about but was quite surprised to actually see a copy of down here in the wilds of Western Australia: Total Brutal by an outfit known as Austrian Death Machine.  The band is actually a side project of Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying. AILD are not emo, despite their emo-sounding name.

Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and features Lambesis playing every instrument (apart from a few guest spots). It’s bloody funny, “an outpouring of pure testosterone” as described in the liner notes. Action movie-themed thrash with singalong choruses: how can you go wrong? It’s not a tooomor!

Tim Lambesis is described in Wikipedia as “openly Christian” which usually doesn’t enamour me to metal musicians. Dave and I saw him get a “rocking jesus” tattoo on LA Ink (yes, I like the show, ok? Kat Von D is hot, and Nikki Sixx is on there quite a bit, orright?) and to be honest, I thought he was kind of a dick when I saw the episode. But he obviously has a sense of humour and I’m a fan of Austrian Death Machine for sure, and to a lesser extent I quite like AILD, so I’ll try to overlook the jeebus thing. Damn, I’m so tolerant!

The mighty Charp alerted me to the fact there’s another Arnie-themed metal band knocking around, Arnocorps.

Kay: wow, I know Arnie’s cool and all…
Al: …but I didn’t realise it was a genre.

Me either. They don’t seem as totally broootal as Austrian Death Machine, however.

Sergei Lukyanenko’s Watch series

•January 5, 2009 • 8 Comments

 

I used to read a lot of science fiction – often more than one book at a time, and finishing several books a week. But over the past few years, as my internet use has gone up, the amount of book reading I’ve done has gone down dramatically. To the point where it takes me so long to finish a book I forget what it’s about and start over, and eventually give up.

Lately I’ve been trying to reverse this trend, and I’ve found the perfect books to snap me out of it: The Night Watch series by Sergei Lukyanenko (well, the English translations of them). Dave heard about the Night Watch (Nochnoy Dozor) film before it was released internationally, and we managed to get hold of the DVD on eBay. This was an interesting exercise in itself; even though the DVD was legit, so much dodgy stuff comes out of Russia that the only way of getting the payment through was a Travelex transfer, which cost an absolute fortune. The Travelex agent tried to talk us out of sending money to Russia too!

We loved the film, which is kind of a dark Russian fairytale set in modern times with Matrix-like elements. Essentially it’s about the Others – people with extraordinary/magical skills, who are either Dark Ones (sorcerers, witches, vampires and werewolves) or Light Ones (magicians, enchantresses, healers etc). There is a treaty between the two sides, which are very evenly matched, so that for every dark or evil act that is allowed (such as a vampire being issued a “license” to hunt a human), a light or good act is allowed (such as turning a criminal away from a potential crime). Policing the treaty are two “Watches” – The Night Watch, which is made up of Light Others who keep an eye on the Dark Others, and the Day Watch, made up of Dark Others who keep an eye on the Light Others.

It was hard to follow – we watched it in Russian with subtitles – but it was definitely worth persevering with. Apparently the US release was recut so it would make more sense, which I don’t like the idea of at all. When the sequel Day Watch (Dnevnoy Dozor) came out we grabbed it too – thankfully it was released internationally so it was much easier to get.

After the success of the films, the series of books they were based on were translated into English. I was initially a bit wary of trying to read a translation, but I shouldn’t have been concerned – there was no problem understanding them and they read very naturally. The first book, Night Watch, took a week or so to read; the second, Day Watch, took a few days; and Twilight Watch (Dusk Watch) took less than a day: so I definitely think I’m getting my reading mojo back! I don’t have the final instalment, End Watch (Final Watch) – yet. I plan to get it this week, but getting to the end of the series is going to suck.

The first thing that stuck me about the books is that the first and second films are actually based mostly on the first and second parts of the first book only, but the opening scene of the Night Watch film is a variation on the opening scene of the Day Watch book. Many changes like this have been made to the story but that’s inevitable –the story as written is far too complex for film anyway, I think.

Reading the books definitely made the films much easier to understand. One thing that cleared a lot of confusion is that in the subtitled version we had, they keep referring to various individuals as “The Other” when in fact they mean “an Other” – which may seem like a subtle difference but it clarifies the story a great deal when you don’t think they’re spotting some kind of special individual every five minutes.

I’m a science fiction fan but not usually a fantasy fan, but I guess this series does fall quite squarely into the fantasy bucket. Highly recommended (both the films and the books).

Squeezebox Love

•January 2, 2009 • 1 Comment

Logitech Squeezebox

My favourite new toy of 2008 was definitely the Logitech Squeezebox. This little beauty has meant I can now play music while I’m drifting off to sleep – something I’ve really missed over the last few years. Subliminal Slayer playing directly into my ears while I was sleeping as a youngster no doubt made me the cheerful, positive person I am today.

Essentially the Squeezebox is a little wireless receiver with speakers and a remote control. It taps into our media box and streams MP3s to wherever you put it (in our case, the bedroom – the only room that’s too far away from the main room to get the benefit of the stereo).

Of course, there’s now a newer version of the device with a screen on the remote and a proper volume knob. Santa passed us by this year, unfortunately.

What I’ve found to be relaxing enough to fall asleep to has surprised me somewhat. I’ve progressed from Alice in Chains and Nirvana Unplugged (obvious “quiet” choices) through to Danzig II and November’s Doom (also fairly quiet) to the classics like Obituary, Sepultura and Megadeth, which don’t at first seem like soothing choices but which seem to do the job.

Do you listen to music when you sleep? What gets you snoring?

Full Scale DVD: Colour, Light, Movement, Sound!

•October 6, 2008 • 2 Comments

There’s a few great Perth bands, now broken up, that I really miss – who remembers the T-Cells? Headshot?  – but the real tragic story is Full Scale.

Dave and I saw them live a few times back when they were Full Scale Deflection, based in Perth. I even have the FSD CD and the “Go Slow” tshirt. They had a bit of a lineup change – including the addition of Matty Crute, who was working as a web developer in the same company as Dave and I – and moved to Melbourne. They got a record deal, went to the US, and that’s when things fell apart for them. For a band with such talent it was a real shame.

I read today that a documentary about the rise and fall of Full Scale has been released on DVD, with a launch party at The HiFi in Melbourne, attended by all four former band members. Reading the FasterLouder review certainly got the memories going and I was pleased to see that the DVD was available online (and via PayPal, which is not real money anyway). I ordered me one, and will report back once it arrives.

Metal horn abuse

•September 21, 2008 • 5 Comments

Thanks to the guys at Metal Sucks for bringing this old piece from The Onion to my attention – I hadn’t seen it before: Metal Council Convenes To Discuss ‘Metal Hand Sign’ Abuse. Pretty funny.

I would, however, like to add to this statement from the article:

"If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign," Butler said. "It’s that simple."

I think it’s also safe to say that it’s ok to throw the horns when in the company of someone extremely metal, as this photo of Dave with Hatebreed frontman Jamey Jasta:

Dave with Jamey Jassta

He’s cool, but kinda short, no?