girls, girls, girls

•December 20, 2005 • 4 Comments

Geek girls, that is. We’re out there, although as I’ve become fond of saying, we go for quality not quantity.

Catspaw sums it up nicely: I’m a geek. I’m female. Fuck off.

Sometimes though, I feel pressure to be a hardcore geek, all the time, lest I show some sign of so-called ‘female weakness’ and let the girl geek team down. Sometimes I really just can’t be bothered. Like we’re getting a new car this week… well, new for us, anyway, a two or three year old CV8 Monaro. I would really prefer an automatic because to be honest, I’m lazy (it’s what makes me a good developer). I’m not a bloke, I don’t have testicles, I don’t have to prove I can drive by claiming to prefer a manual. I’d like to think I’m above that. I can drive a manual… I’ve driven more weird old cruddy manuals than I’d care to remember, including several nasty old three speed column shifts that are definitely better forgotten. I’m over it, auto please.

But somehow, that attitude just doesn’t seem hardcore geeky enough. I’d better get a geeky custom licence plate to make up for it.

Motley Crue – Carnival of Sins 2005

•December 13, 2005 • Leave a Comment

Here’s what rock bands are missing today: naked fire-eating trapeze girls; multi-coloured flame throwers and pyrotechnics; huge light shows; midgets. Fortunately, Motley Crue were not lacking in any of these things at the Carnival of Sins show at Claremont Showgrounds in Perth last Saturday. It was pure rock and roll, the most fun I’ve had at a gig for ages.

Firstly, there were more bogans at the venue then I have EVER seen in one place in my entire life. An interesting touch was the mini-skirted FM-boot-wearing cigarette-vending chicks – that’s not something you see at a gig these days, but that’s just a reflection on the punters. Old-timers! For a change I felt young, unlike Rock-it where we’re ancient.

We got there during the Living End’s set. Towards the end, they started noodling around with AC/DC riffs, to a massive crowd response. Judge the crowd, then mess with them. Cool.

Next was Motorhead, on a smaller stage to the side for some reason. Lemmy can’t sing for shit and all their songs are the same anyway, but they were totally awesome.

Finally, the moment I’ve been waiting for since 1989 at least: the Crue. Vince is old and has trouble getting the lyrics out. Mick Mars is barely hanging onto life, although he still has the chops. Nikki is cute, spiky and very energetic, and Tommy Lee… well, he’s the only one who survived the 80’s and I won’t gush, but goddamn.

It’s a shame they couldn’t bring the full stage show to Perth (we just don’t have any appropriately-sized concert venues) so I’ll have to buy the DVD to see what we missed.

Rating: 50-fucking-million out of 10.

Rock-It 2005, version 2

•December 6, 2005 • 4 Comments

My last Rock-it post, over on my ColdFusion blog, generated a lot of comments. Probably over 100 in all, some months after the post date. I got sick of all the LOL LOLs, abuse and band slagging by immature 12 year olds who can’t spell and deleted all but the first five or so a while back. I’m almost too scared to post this for fear of the same thing happening again.

But I do want to record for posterity that the Foo Fighters are a fantastic live band who really know how to give the crowd what they want. Despite being soaked to the skin three times, getting horribly sunburned and then nearly freezing to death, Rock-it was an awesome day.

What else? We got there in time for half of local band Karnivool, and it’s good to see them finally getting some exposure – they deserve it. Unfortunately it started to rain right at the end of Karnivool’s set and we got soaked. Gyroscope aren’t my cup of tea, really, and neither are Kaiser Chiefs – so we sat down on the hill and tried to dry out in the sun, which had come out again. In this next hour and a bit we managed to get not only dry but also burnt. WA in December, sheesh.

Wolfmother was next – what a great band. We caught them at the Big Day Out – having never seen them before – and were really impressed. Not a particularly original band – they are basically Led Zeppelin reincarnated – but lots of fun. Of course, some people were trying to have too much fun and the band had to stop for 10 minutes while the security guard tried to get the idiots to step back and stop crushing people in the pit.

Next up, Spiderbait. I love this band – in fact, I bought myself a Spiderbait t-shirt. Janet rocks. They did a solid set and even played a really early, heavy song that I love but had forgotten (and still can’t remember the name of) because they were inspired by Wolfmother’s heaviness. Cool!

After Spiderbait, we had a dinner break while Oasis bored the entire audience half to death. Nah, that’s not fair – there were plenty of people into them. Just not us. Or the couple of hundred other people sitting around where we were, waiting for the Foo.

Ah, the Foo. The Foo put on an absolutely huge show. They played all the classic songs – there’s such a lot of them! – one after the other, without time-wasting applause breaks and guitar acrobatics in between. Dave Grohl ran into the crowd at one point and climbed the audio visual tower right by where we were standing to talk to the people at the back. Dave, you band slut, we love you.

The Rock-it organisers have been doing a great job with these events, there were plenty of toilets, two massive screens for the height challenged, and amusing electronic signs. The people selling hot stewed apple – big thumbs up. There was free sunscreen for those smart enough to get it on early enough, but I didn’t see anywhere to fill up my water bottle (I’m pretty sure there must have been somewhere). But on the whole, a well-planned and organised event.

One more thing that disturbs me greatly at these kind of events – no one wears earplugs. Dave and I always take some along to gigs – the $10 reusable kind, which give better quality sound than the cheap disposables. Dave’s tinnitus is unbearable if he doesn’t, and as I used to drum I’m really conscious of protecting my hearing. I enjoy the music so much more with the painful distorted noise layer removed – and not having ringing the next day is a huge bonus. I’ve seen people wearing plugs at some of the heavier indoor gigs, but they’re mostly an older crowd – the kids these days don’t seem to care. I hope for their sake that bionic ears get much better in the next few decades – they’re gonna need it.

…my site will go on…

•November 12, 2005 • 1 Comment

The CF Jedi Master is asking if anyone has thought of what will happen to their digital legacy when they die (presumably if it happens prematurely). Their blog, sites they maintain, any community resources they’ve made themselves responsible for.

Interesting thought. I don’t want my sites to disappear if I kick the bucket next week. There’s useful stuff on some of them! On the other hand, I find it hard enough to keep “my affairs in order” for my own purposes, let alone for someone else to make heads or tails of it all. I think some kind of final instructions, perhaps as part of a will, is the way to go.

Something related that has freaked me out before… in past generations, when people died they left behind maybe a house, some furniture, books and maybe a box of letters or something that their children would go through. I don’t have a box of letters… but I do have 10 or 12 gigs worth of archived emails and personal files and related “stuff”. The thought of someone else rifling through my digital “life” is very disturbing. Violating even, not that I’ll care when I’m dead, I dare say. Not to mention the archiving and file formats issue – Tantek touched on that in his Web Essentials session on microformats. Will future generatons be able to open our files, assuming they can even read the storage media?

Definitely stuff to think about. I’m off to do some filing.

most sony music is crap anyway

•November 11, 2005 • Leave a Comment

In the fallout from the whole Sony rootkit debacle, John tells us to stop whining and start looking elsewhere for good music. Looking at the list of titles affected, I was disappointed to discover that I do own one – Life of Agony’s Broken Valley. Although we don’t have autoplay turned on for any of our machines so it wouldn’t have affected us.

I’d recommend checking out CD Baby for awesome independent music. All kinds of styles – everytime I go there I find cool stuff I’ve never heard of. In fact, my two favourite albums at the moment – Bent’s Brotherhood of Want and a self-titled album by a band called Tribal Dissent – are both random picks from CD Baby.

On a side note, if anyone has the original release of Bent’s album that actually came with lyrics, I’d kill for a scan of them. My CD has only a single sheet in the case with no lyrics but one of the reviews I’ve seen mentions that the lyrics are hard to read because the text is really small. I would love to know what some of the songs are really about!

The Hoff at the ARIA awards

•October 24, 2005 • 2 Comments

I sat the whole way through the ARIA awards on TV last night, just to catch a glimpse of The Hoff. Amazing, huh?

What’s surprising is that the ARIAs weren’t all the painful, the people winning were actually decent artists for a change (Missy Higgins, Ben Lee etc) and hey, Jimmy Barnes croaked out his classic Working Class Man and finished with a statement that was bleeped out for almost three full seconds… so whatever he said must have been good. When the Hoff finally came on right at the end, I was amazed to discover that he’s come full circle – he was popular, then he became kind of ridiculous and the butt of everyone’s jokes and now, he’s such an icon of ridiculousness that he’s popular again. Who knows, if he does start his next tour in Australia I might even go along (for a laugh of course).

Flock – first impressions

•October 21, 2005 • Leave a Comment

So today I downloaded Flock, the new Mozilla-based browser for web geeks. First impressions – it’s lots of fun! It’s basically a super-modded version of Firefox, with built-in  buzzword compliancy – bookmarks handled by del.icio.us, a flickr toolbar, and a blog editor.

It’s kind of sluggish – I’m guessing looking up all the del.icio.us tags is slowing it down – but then  again, it is a beta product. The icons are very pretty (they have to be, or the mac crowd wouldn’t even look at it). An interesting point to note is that Yahoo is the default search plugin, although all the usual suspects are present – I’m guessing they were involved with the Flickr integration. I’ve yet to work out how to fire up Feeddemon when the RSS feed button is clicked or indeed if that can even be done, but so far that’s the only thing I haven’t been able to do.

I’m making this post through the built in blog editor, and so far I like Flock a lot. I think I could use it as my primary browser when it matures a little – just need extension support and better gmail integration, both of which I’m sure are coming.

To summarize: Flock rocks!

Wolf Creek is an awesomely gruesome movie!

•October 21, 2005 • Leave a Comment

Wolf CreekSo last night we went to the premiere of Wolf Creek, a new Australian horror movie, courtesy of Triple J. I read that it “deserves its R rating”, and yes, it absolutely does. Supremely gruesome!

Without giving too much away, it’s a bit like Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version, that is) meets Crocodile Dundee. There’s a big tribute to Mad Max at one stage, and the cinematography is awesome – the scenery is just breathtaking. I’m glad I saw it on the big screen for that reason alone.

In terms of squishy bits, it contains the single most horrifying moment in a horror movie that I’ve seen (and thanks to Dave, I’ve seen a lot). Dave thinks it’s equal to one of the grossest bits in the original Texas Chainsaw, but I find this moment much more disturbing. Wanna know which bit? Go see the movie!

Overall rating? Afterwards I wanted to go home and hug my teddy bear. Two bloody stumps up!

Perth bloggers need a collective noun

•October 12, 2005 • 3 Comments

The Brit Pack have a cool name. Us Perth Port80ians and associated West Aussie bloggers need a collective title too – I can’t remember who thought of it at WE05 (it wasn’t me) but it’s an awesome bloody idea and I’ve been thinking about it ever since.

We need it partly so we can be cool. Partly to keep up the peer pressure to maintain reasonable posting levels.

I’m sure we need one, I just can’t think of any good ideas right now.

No beige here

•October 11, 2005 • Leave a Comment

no beige here!I love colour. We’ve painted our house some pretty crazy colours (inside and out) and now that we’re getting more of it done people are finally starting to admit that it does look good. I look around – our ensuite has fluoro orange tiles, kitchen cupboard doors are orange, kitchen wall is cadbury purple, all the hallways are bright green – and see bright, happy colours. They make me feel happy. Who wants to live in an off-white house?